12 Days of Biking

Merry Christmas from Branded Biker

Julian and the rest of the gang at Branded Biker and J&B Motorcycles would like to wish all of our customers a fantastic Christmas, and a brilliant New Year. 

So as a small gift to you all we thought you all deserved a song…….  May we present  (To the tune of 12 days of Christmas….)

 

The Twelve Days Of Biking…..

On the first day of Christmas
My Bike it found for me..
A Perfect set of S Bends

On the second day of Christmas
My Bike it found for me..
Two Knees Down
and A Perfect set of S Bends

On the third day of Christmas
My Bike it found for me..
Three Fast Hills
Two Knees Down
and A Perfect set of S Bends

On the fourth day of Christmas
My Bike it found for me..
Four Caught Slides
Three Fast Hills
Two Knees Down
and A Perfect set of S Bends

On the fifth day of Christmas
My Bike it found for me..
Five Glowing Discs
Four Caught Slides
Three Fast Hills
Two Knees Down
and A Perfect set of S Bends

On the sixth day of Christmas
My Bike it found for me..
Six Gears up and Flying
Five Glowing Discs
Four Caught Slides
Three Fast Hills
Two Knees Down
and A Perfect set of S Bends

On the seventh day of Christmas
My Bike it found for me..
Seven Hours of Sunshine
Six Gears up and Flying
Five Glowing Discs
Four Caught Slides
Three Fast Hills
Two Knees Down
and A Perfect set of S Bends

On the eighth day of Christmas
My Bike it found for me..
Eight Mates All Riding
Seven Hours of Sunshine
Six Gears up and Flying
Five Glowing Discs
Four Caught Slides
Three Fast Hills
Two Knees Down
and A Perfect set of S Bends

On the ninth day of Christmas
My Bike it found for me..
Nine Lights All Green
Eight Mates All Riding
Seven Hours of Sunshine
Six Gears up and Flying
Five Glowing Discs
Four Caught Slides
Three Fast Hills
Two Knees Down
and A Perfect set of S Bends

On the tenth day of Christmas
My Bike it found for me..
Ten Empty A Roads
Nine Lights All Green
Eight Mates All Riding
Seven Hours of Sunshine
Six Gears up and Flying
Five Glowing Discs
Four Caught Slides
Three Fast Hills
Two Knees Down
and A Perfect set of S Bends

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My Bike it found for me..
Eleven Pipes a Screaming
Ten Empty A Roads
Nine Lights All Green
Eight Mates All Riding
Seven Hours of Sunshine
Six Gears up and Flying
Five Glowing Discs
Four Caught Slides
Three Fast Hills
Two Knees Down
and A Perfect set of S Bends

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My Bike it gave to me..
Twelve Engines Revving
Eleven Pipes a Screaming
Ten Empty A Roads
Nine Lights all Green
Eight Mates all Riding
Seven Hours of Sunshine
Six Gears up and Flying
Five Glowing Discs
Four Caught Slides
Three Fast Hills
Two Knees Down
and A Perfect Set of S Bends

…and one more time…

To fix my motorbike for by Christmas

Branded Biker sent to me:

Twelve Drum Brake Linings

Eleven Pinlock Inserts
Ten Lorenzo X Lites
Nine Ladies Jackets
Eight Max Vision Inserts
Seven Swarfega hand wipes
Six Gear Gremlin levers
Five Piston Rings
Four Cal Crutchlow T Shirts
Three Forma Boots
Two Techcote Paints
and any parts for your Motorcycle